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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

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No go.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Still no good

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?