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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Sharpest View of the Sun Reveals Magnetic Stripes the Size of Manhattan - Gizmodo

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Do women lack the mental strength to succeed at STEM? There seems to be few women at STEM and more women leave STEM after a time of working at it. How can it be just sexism if women aren't banned from entering?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine

Then came..

No go.

iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Walmart Nintendo Switch 2: it was in stock and will be back next week - The Shortcut | Matt Swider

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Experts reveal that THIS diet can reduce heart disease risk - Times of India

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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