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12.06.2025 03:36

Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is my elder sister so mean?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Sharpest View of the Sun Reveals Magnetic Stripes the Size of Manhattan - Gizmodo
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine
Then came..
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No go.
iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Experts reveal that THIS diet can reduce heart disease risk - Times of India
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives