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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

Next, they tried...

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Still no good.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Can I see some anal hole?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

No go.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are you bare-nakedly displaying your anti-Trump bias while ignoring the liberals' destruction of the US? I am now blocking your e-mails because of your biased articles.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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