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11.06.2025 00:53

Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
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No go.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Still no good